tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90942963186018728662011-06-07T23:46:36.393-07:00Musings from Tiki & ElmoElmohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093948227071536779noreply@blogger.comBlogger91100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9094296318601872866.post-72664906632649531962007-06-16T21:54:00.000-07:002007-06-16T21:58:59.446-07:00Recently, I've suspected that my minion's loyalties may be fading.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/kittenagogo/558866784/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1174/558866784_4a1a642aaf_m.jpg" alt="Spidey's Lesser Known Sidekick" height="146" width="240" /></a><br /><br />Accordingly, I gave him an endurance test. While <span style="font-style: italic;">whathisface</span> was unloading the dishwasher, a cabinet was opened and a cutting board was placed inside. My minion could not resist the temptation and he followed the cutting board.<br /><br />Stupid minion.<br /><br />I closed the cabinet door and locked my minion inside. Despite my knowledge of his whereabouts, I acted as if nothing was wrong. He eventually had to scream so that <span style="font-style: italic;">whatshisface</span> would let him out. That will teach him to consider betraying my leadership in the future.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9094296318601872866-7266490663264953196?l=nekkidville.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18363217876164217969noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9094296318601872866.post-48655060872394798012007-05-12T21:22:00.000-07:002007-05-12T21:23:48.971-07:00Today, people gathered to celebrate the little girl that likes to chase me. I sampled her throne and it clearly suits me better.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/kittenagogo/495658506/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/216/495658506_2d57acf235_m.jpg" alt="It wasn't his birthday, but Tiki assumed that he should at least sample the place of honor" height="240" width="181" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9094296318601872866-4865506087239479801?l=nekkidville.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18363217876164217969noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9094296318601872866.post-20556914262280978482007-05-07T18:43:00.000-07:002007-05-07T18:44:14.007-07:00She calls me Elmo Smellmo. Which she has recently started shortening to Smelly.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9094296318601872866-2055691426228097848?l=nekkidville.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elmohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093948227071536779noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9094296318601872866.post-69731436947747453362007-05-07T18:40:00.001-07:002007-05-07T18:44:38.485-07:00aka - Snake Cat<br /><br /><a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/kittenagogo/489162918/"><img height="184" alt="Hostility" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/200/489162918_07730fd043_m.jpg" width="240" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9094296318601872866-6973143694774745336?l=nekkidville.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elmohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093948227071536779noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9094296318601872866.post-4102337284276309272007-05-07T18:38:00.000-07:002007-05-07T18:45:11.683-07:00<a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/kittenagogo/489165360/"><img height="240" alt="Very Intense Tiki" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/199/489165360_6e15aa1256_m.jpg" width="226" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9094296318601872866-410233728427630927?l=nekkidville.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18363217876164217969noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9094296318601872866.post-7777381998991452362007-05-07T18:35:00.000-07:002007-05-07T18:45:30.341-07:00Please begin your praising me now. You know, regarding my handsomeness.<br /><br /><a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/kittenagogo/489165370/"><img height="240" alt="Tiki, he is who is shaped like a syrup bottle" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/215/489165370_d171658de8_m.jpg" width="160" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9094296318601872866-777738199899145236?l=nekkidville.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18363217876164217969noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9094296318601872866.post-21817987386724848982007-05-06T13:55:00.000-07:002007-05-07T18:45:51.580-07:00A long time ago, the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">blonde</span> lady came to my former home where it was hot and humid and catnapped me. She took me on a plane and brought me to a place where it is hot and dry. I was not happy about it for a long time. If she got near me, I hissed at her. She kept saying that i was a snake dressed up in a cat suit.<br /><br />After a while, I forgot about the catnapping thing. But today, she insisted on bathing me. That brought back all of my hatred for her. The snake cat was reborn.<br /><br />I don't really like that <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">blonde</span> lady.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9094296318601872866-2181798738672484898?l=nekkidville.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elmohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093948227071536779noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9094296318601872866.post-10725863490667312742007-04-28T19:41:00.000-07:002007-04-28T19:50:36.578-07:00Hi. I live in Nekkidville, too. The mayor is a tough ruler, but it's a nice place to live.<br /><br />I spend most of my time sleeping. I like it and I'm good at it.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/kittenagogo/349467486/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/159/349467486_01317336b1_m.jpg" alt="Elmo" height="159" width="240" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/kittenagogo/376023657/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/173/376023657_47e681fe3e_m.jpg" alt="<span class=" error="" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/kittenagogo/443031842/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/181/443031842_c6711f1c43_m.jpg" alt="All I'm saying is that Elmo looks comfy." height="162" width="240" /></a><br /><br />Today, I found a new place to nap. It was a dark cave, with a pillow made from wrinkled shirts that smell like my one true love. I heard everyone in the house screaming my name and becoming more and more frantic. But I was so comfy and warm and... sleepy... So I stayed there.<br /><br />Suddenly, my nap was interrupted with a bright light and a scream from the blonde lady that she had "found me." Then suddenly, a whole bunch of people, including my one true love, were surrounding me. I was eager to get back to sleep, so I ignored them.<br /><br />I'm awake now (hence the dictation), but I think I might need to rest again soon...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9094296318601872866-1072586349066731274?l=nekkidville.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elmohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093948227071536779noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9094296318601872866.post-55310284158455882132007-04-28T18:19:00.000-07:002007-04-28T18:28:23.090-07:00Hello. My name is Tiki. I'm the Mayor of Nekkidville. I'm also extremely handsome.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/kittenagogo/131090239/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/47/131090239_7eb87d2371_m.jpg" alt="Tiki, master of the curious camera sniff" height="240" width="159" /></a><br /><br />Early on, my leadership powers were recognized. I was given a minion.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/kittenagogo/206842676/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/83/206842676_023d827af8_m.jpg" alt="Tiki and Feltiki. One of them has a giant eye booger because he just woke up from a nap." height="240" width="194" /></a><br /><br />Since I behaved particularly well with this minion, I was allowed to take on another.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/kittenagogo/317566005/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/143/317566005_c47b170eaa_m.jpg" alt="A nice view of the squinty new guy" height="233" width="240" /></a><br /><br />We didn't get along at first.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/kittenagogo/318147788/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/131/318147788_6af385d69d_m.jpg" alt="Two Cats: More fun than cable" height="240" width="189" /></a><br /><br />But now we're cool.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/kittenagogo/349467530/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/125/349467530_4b2e2f031a_m.jpg" alt="Tiki and Elmo napping" height="240" width="172" /></a><br /><br />Please don't misunderstand - I rule Nekkidville. But he lives here too. Welcome to our world.<br /><br />[You may remember me from my <a href="http://nakedtiki.blogspot.com/">old blog</a>. My cuisine is now limited to the most divine crunchy bits and my beloved smoked turkey.]<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9094296318601872866-5531028415845588213?l=nekkidville.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18363217876164217969noreply@blogger.com1