Accordingly, I gave him an endurance test. While whathisface was unloading the dishwasher, a cabinet was opened and a cutting board was placed inside. My minion could not resist the temptation and he followed the cutting board.
Stupid minion.
I closed the cabinet door and locked my minion inside. Despite my knowledge of his whereabouts, I acted as if nothing was wrong. He eventually had to scream so that whatshisface would let him out. That will teach him to consider betraying my leadership in the future.