Recently, I've suspected that my minion's loyalties may be fading.
Accordingly, I gave him an endurance test. While whathisface was unloading the dishwasher, a cabinet was opened and a cutting board was placed inside. My minion could not resist the temptation and he followed the cutting board.
Stupid minion.
I closed the cabinet door and locked my minion inside. Despite my knowledge of his whereabouts, I acted as if nothing was wrong. He eventually had to scream so that whatshisface would let him out. That will teach him to consider betraying my leadership in the future.
Saturday, June 16, 2007
Saturday, May 12, 2007
King of Everything
Monday, May 7, 2007
A reason beside bathing why I don't like the blonde lady
She calls me Elmo Smellmo. Which she has recently started shortening to Smelly.
Sunday, May 6, 2007
Snake Cat
A long time ago, the blonde lady came to my former home where it was hot and humid and catnapped me. She took me on a plane and brought me to a place where it is hot and dry. I was not happy about it for a long time. If she got near me, I hissed at her. She kept saying that i was a snake dressed up in a cat suit.
After a while, I forgot about the catnapping thing. But today, she insisted on bathing me. That brought back all of my hatred for her. The snake cat was reborn.
I don't really like that blonde lady.
After a while, I forgot about the catnapping thing. But today, she insisted on bathing me. That brought back all of my hatred for her. The snake cat was reborn.
I don't really like that blonde lady.
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