I spend most of my time sleeping. I like it and I'm good at it.



Today, I found a new place to nap. It was a dark cave, with a pillow made from wrinkled shirts that smell like my one true love. I heard everyone in the house screaming my name and becoming more and more frantic. But I was so comfy and warm and... sleepy... So I stayed there.
Suddenly, my nap was interrupted with a bright light and a scream from the blonde lady that she had "found me." Then suddenly, a whole bunch of people, including my one true love, were surrounding me. I was eager to get back to sleep, so I ignored them.
I'm awake now (hence the dictation), but I think I might need to rest again soon...