Hi. I live in Nekkidville, too. The mayor is a tough ruler, but it's a nice place to live.
I spend most of my time sleeping. I like it and I'm good at it.
Today, I found a new place to nap. It was a dark cave, with a pillow made from wrinkled shirts that smell like my one true love. I heard everyone in the house screaming my name and becoming more and more frantic. But I was so comfy and warm and... sleepy... So I stayed there.
Suddenly, my nap was interrupted with a bright light and a scream from the blonde lady that she had "found me." Then suddenly, a whole bunch of people, including my one true love, were surrounding me. I was eager to get back to sleep, so I ignored them.
I'm awake now (hence the dictation), but I think I might need to rest again soon...
Saturday, April 28, 2007
Welcome to Nekkidville
Hello. My name is Tiki. I'm the Mayor of Nekkidville. I'm also extremely handsome.
Early on, my leadership powers were recognized. I was given a minion.
Since I behaved particularly well with this minion, I was allowed to take on another.
We didn't get along at first.
But now we're cool.
Please don't misunderstand - I rule Nekkidville. But he lives here too. Welcome to our world.
[You may remember me from my old blog. My cuisine is now limited to the most divine crunchy bits and my beloved smoked turkey.]
Early on, my leadership powers were recognized. I was given a minion.
Since I behaved particularly well with this minion, I was allowed to take on another.
We didn't get along at first.
But now we're cool.
Please don't misunderstand - I rule Nekkidville. But he lives here too. Welcome to our world.
[You may remember me from my old blog. My cuisine is now limited to the most divine crunchy bits and my beloved smoked turkey.]
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