An Update on the Training of My Minion

Recently, I've suspected that my minion's loyalties may be fading.



Accordingly, I gave him an endurance test. While whathisface was unloading the dishwasher, a cabinet was opened and a cutting board was placed inside. My minion could not resist the temptation and he followed the cutting board.

Stupid minion.

I closed the cabinet door and locked my minion inside. Despite my knowledge of his whereabouts, I acted as if nothing was wrong. He eventually had to scream so that whatshisface would let him out. That will teach him to consider betraying my leadership in the future.

King of Everything

Today, people gathered to celebrate the little girl that likes to chase me. I sampled her throne and it clearly suits me better.

A reason beside bathing why I don't like the blonde lady

She calls me Elmo Smellmo. Which she has recently started shortening to Smelly.

An illustration of my hatred for the blonde lady after my bath

aka - Snake Cat

I'm also an intense sort of fellow

Praise the Mayor

Please begin your praising me now. You know, regarding my handsomeness.

Snake Cat

A long time ago, the blonde lady came to my former home where it was hot and humid and catnapped me. She took me on a plane and brought me to a place where it is hot and dry. I was not happy about it for a long time. If she got near me, I hissed at her. She kept saying that i was a snake dressed up in a cat suit.

After a while, I forgot about the catnapping thing. But today, she insisted on bathing me. That brought back all of my hatred for her. The snake cat was reborn.

I don't really like that blonde lady.

I'm so sleepy

Hi. I live in Nekkidville, too. The mayor is a tough ruler, but it's a nice place to live.

I spend most of my time sleeping. I like it and I'm good at it.







Today, I found a new place to nap. It was a dark cave, with a pillow made from wrinkled shirts that smell like my one true love. I heard everyone in the house screaming my name and becoming more and more frantic. But I was so comfy and warm and... sleepy... So I stayed there.

Suddenly, my nap was interrupted with a bright light and a scream from the blonde lady that she had "found me." Then suddenly, a whole bunch of people, including my one true love, were surrounding me. I was eager to get back to sleep, so I ignored them.

I'm awake now (hence the dictation), but I think I might need to rest again soon...

Welcome to Nekkidville

Hello. My name is Tiki. I'm the Mayor of Nekkidville. I'm also extremely handsome.



Early on, my leadership powers were recognized. I was given a minion.



Since I behaved particularly well with this minion, I was allowed to take on another.



We didn't get along at first.



But now we're cool.



Please don't misunderstand - I rule Nekkidville. But he lives here too. Welcome to our world.

[You may remember me from my old blog. My cuisine is now limited to the most divine crunchy bits and my beloved smoked turkey.]