A long time ago, the blonde lady came to my former home where it was hot and humid and catnapped me. She took me on a plane and brought me to a place where it is hot and dry. I was not happy about it for a long time. If she got near me, I hissed at her. She kept saying that i was a snake dressed up in a cat suit.
After a while, I forgot about the catnapping thing. But today, she insisted on bathing me. That brought back all of my hatred for her. The snake cat was reborn.
I don't really like that blonde lady.
2 comments:
Dear Elmo,
You forgot to mention that during this critical time, you purred right away when I came to visit you, and that you did this in front of the Blonde Lady.
Love,
The Cat Whisperer
Dear Cat Whisperer,
It's true and the reason why is simple: I like you and I don't like that blonde lady.
Very Truly Yours,
Elmo
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