Recently, I've suspected that my minion's loyalties may be fading.
Accordingly, I gave him an endurance test. While whathisface was unloading the dishwasher, a cabinet was opened and a cutting board was placed inside. My minion could not resist the temptation and he followed the cutting board.
Stupid minion.
I closed the cabinet door and locked my minion inside. Despite my knowledge of his whereabouts, I acted as if nothing was wrong. He eventually had to scream so that whatshisface would let him out. That will teach him to consider betraying my leadership in the future.
Saturday, June 16, 2007
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