King of Everything

Today, people gathered to celebrate the little girl that likes to chase me. I sampled her throne and it clearly suits me better.

A reason beside bathing why I don't like the blonde lady

She calls me Elmo Smellmo. Which she has recently started shortening to Smelly.

An illustration of my hatred for the blonde lady after my bath

aka - Snake Cat

I'm also an intense sort of fellow

Praise the Mayor

Please begin your praising me now. You know, regarding my handsomeness.

Snake Cat

A long time ago, the blonde lady came to my former home where it was hot and humid and catnapped me. She took me on a plane and brought me to a place where it is hot and dry. I was not happy about it for a long time. If she got near me, I hissed at her. She kept saying that i was a snake dressed up in a cat suit.

After a while, I forgot about the catnapping thing. But today, she insisted on bathing me. That brought back all of my hatred for her. The snake cat was reborn.

I don't really like that blonde lady.